Others have done a much better job than I could of summing up today’s news about the new Intel-based Mac hardware, so I’ll just nod vaguely in Cupertino’s direction and go about my day.
It’ll run Windows. We think we’re in love.
Windows. Seriously. Running Windows on an Apple machine is like going to Morton’s and asking for A-1 sauce.
It’s like painting “Hello Kitty” on your Ferrari.
It’s like drawing a feces mustache on the Mona Lisa.
It’s like mixing Coke in your 1787 Chateau Lafite.
It’s like asking John Wayne Gacy to babysit the kids.
I’ll stop now. But really… it’s a bad idea.