Four Reasons to Kill a Meme
Blame Tom for the tagging by implication.
Four Jobs I’ve Had
- Food Service Drone: I won’t say where, but I’ll never eat there again.
- Attorney General: Florida State had a very well-developed student government - I got paid and everything.
- Congressional Aide: underpaid, underutilized, but once you get outside the Beltway it definitely sounds impressive.
- Webmaster: When I worked for a D.C. non-profit, we saved money by having a lawyer - me - maintain the organization’s website. They later had multiple waves of layoffs.
Four Movies I Can Watch Anytime
- Highlander: The original, not any of the sequels which I have fortunately never seen. There should have been only one.
- The Incredibles: Great story, fantastic production, and really, who doesn’t have the hots for Elastigirl?
- Blade Runner: One of the best science fiction movies of all time.
- Reservoir Dogs: Tarantino’s never been better.
Four Places I’ve Lived
- Cleveland, Ohio Until I was three.
- Orlando, Florida Until I was five.
- Evanston, Illinois With a view of Lake Michigan.
- Washington, D.C. Wn the shadow of the Capitol.
Four TV Shows I Love
- Lost: Now, when anyone asks me for a number between 3 and 43, I have several attractive options.
- Battlestar Galactica: This version is as good as I thought the first production was when I was a highly discriminating eight-year-old.
- Entourage: I want Ari Gold to be my agent, just so I can steal all his best lines.
- Rome: The HBO version is a lot more interesting than the version I learned from my high school Latin teacher.
Four Places I’ve Vacationed
- The Soviet Union: The summer before the Berlin Wall fell - Moscow, Kiev, Yalta, and Leningrad.
- China: The following summer - British Hong Kong, Shanghai, and Beijing.
- Budapest, Hungary: Where my mother-in-law knew just enough Hungarian to call out the waiter for talking about us behind our backs.
- Salzburg, Austria: Probably my favorite city in continental Europe, especially at Christmas.
Four of My Favorite Dishes
- Chili: If it’s on the menu, I’m ordering a bowl, because I’m a total chili slut. It doesn’t even have to be good.
- Steak: Preferably so rare that it complains when I cut it.
- Dineen’s Sunday morning breakfast casserole: Sausage, cheese, potatoes - everything a man needs for healthy living.
- Lamb shank: Layalina, a Lebanese restaurant in Arlington, Virginia, serves it up just right.
Four Sites I Visit Daily
- Redstate: Helps me track the barking moonbats.
- Deadspin: Because when they make a football pick, I know to bet the other way.
- Kinja: But I’m not so keen on the way they’ve revamped it, so that may change soon.
- $mainstream-media-site: Whatever headlines pop up in my RSS feeds that look fun.
Four Places I’d Rather Be Right Now
- Pretty much any part of Hawaii.
- Austin because I’ve never had a bad time in Texas - especially in early March.
- Hilton Head, South Carolina, preferably in a beach house in Sea Pines Plantation.
- Tallahassee, Florida where you don’t have to look far to find a good party.
Four people I’m going to tag
I think I’m the last person to indulge this meme. If you haven’t, feel free to do so and add a comment with a link.


