Superbowl XL - First Quarter
- Three and out - not a good opener for the Seahawks. Gotta watch those penalties.
- I have hidden several bottles of beer around this website, savages.
- As if the “king” weren’t freaky enough - who wants a gangbang burger?
- How did this game become a defensive battle? Steelers, three and out. Lousy field position can do that.
- One more spluttering offensive effort by each team. This is turning into a punting battle, not good for advertising.
- Speaking of spluttering fizz-outs and bad news for advertisers, has a Pepsi ad ever sucked more than “Brown and Bubbly?”
- Joe Jurevicius has played in three Superbowls for three different teams. Maybe it’s just my ignorance of football history, but I can’t think of anyone else playing today who’s done that. I guess if you want to go the the show, you sign Joe.
- Darrell Jackson might have made that faux-touchdown catch without pushing off, but I doubt it.
- What’s this “Detroit Rock City” song? I think I need to hear this a few more times to decide if I like it.
- Close at the end of the first: 3 - 0, Seahawks.


