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On first sight, that Jenkins catch was out of bounds. Watching the replay, he had both feet in bounds, but the play is under review. I don’t think this one will get called back. Bad position for the good guys.

Or, we can just take fifteen yards back by sodomizing your QB. Unless you shave a couple of yards with a dead-ball penalty. Did I mention Miami’s new coaching staff features the Virgin Connie Swail?

More penetration of Miami’s line, stopping the run behind the line. Stupid spearing penalty - on Paul Griffin, who should know better than to risk breaking his neck spearing a ‘Cane who’s already down. Spear them when they’re still standing, Paul!

Running touchdown, Miami. Well, give ‘em enough tries from the 10 yard line, what do you expect? 7 - 3, Miami leads for now.

Thank God for TiVo, so I can watch a mere eyeblink of an eHarmony.com commercial. If you need a computer to tell who who you should date, you’ve got much bigger problems than being lonely. Put down the keyboard and get out of the house, people!

Miami fan sign: “Even the Seminole Players kNow Miami is #1″ - no, you meathead, we “kNow” that you don’t capitalize the second letter in a word unless you’re some kind of l33t hAcKeR d00d. Stupid 40-year-old script kiddie.

Ah, punting from our own end zone. Never a good sign. Ooops, unless the receiving team flubs it. Nice touch.

The way those lines drop down and wrap around the back of Miami’s uniforms makes it look like they’d pop open like a Pez dispenser if you hit them hard enough. Given Miami’s pass protection tonight, we’ll be testing that theory soon enough on Kyle Wright.

Well, on the Wright run it was his helmet that popped off, not his rib cage. Field goal follows, and it’s 10 - 3 Miami. Maybe Wright can call back with the score, from whatever day next week he was knocked into.

Argh, interception , but where there’s a flag, there’s hope. No, flag was on the return. Crap.

Now its Miami’s turn to put a deposit in the Stupid Penalty bank with a holding call.

What the hell is Holly Rowe wearing on her head? I thought female sideline reporters were supposed to be eye-candy, not paperboys.

Punting from the end zone, starting from inside our five, why not just spot them fourteen points and be done with it? Weatherford takes no chances and takes a knee to bring it into the locker room at 10 - 3.

Just before the halftime commercials:

Bobby on what’s gone wrong in the first half: blocking, blocking, blocking, and what the hell is that on your head, Holly?

Can Lou Holtz sound any more like he’s on meth-laced Geritol?