Get Something Healthy
Overly depressed by the notion of a Speaker Pelosi or a Majority Leader Reid? The Onion has the cure for what ails ya’.
Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks: In January, Frito-Lay will launch a Flat Earth marketing campaign based on the slogan, ‘Bet You Can’t Eat Even One.’
And it’s organic, too.


