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I was going to stop, really I was. But I couldn’t pass this up:
Winning two national championships in nine months probably makes making out with a fat girl not so bad. At least as long as your fingers don’t get lost in the arm fat. Gross. Having said all this, if Tim Tebow were […]

As the BCS Championship winds down, there’s no rest for the bookies. Here are the latest odds, home teams in ALL CAPS:

Urban Meyer coaching in the NFL next year +3.5 over MEYER COACHING IN THE NCAA NEXT YEAR: He’s never coached anywhere longer than two years - why break the streak now? […]

Tonight we get to watch The Ohio State Buckeyes frog-stomp the Florida Gators in Arizona. I’ll be watching the game with my Dad and certainly won’t be live-blogging it, so today’s warm-up post is the long-awaited story of the third-best football tradition in the state of Florida, the Florida Gators.
Obviously, judging which school has […]

Found on today’s New York Times:

The jokes, they write themselves. Seriously, can’t you think of your own fart joke?