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I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness
I’ve had days like that.

There But for the Grace of God…


If he grew long hair, got a few tattoos, and played a little guitar, my good friend and Florida legislator Adam Hasner would look very much like former Creed frontman and current solo artist Scott Stapp.
I’m sure each of them is tanking their lucky stars that they didn’t choose the other’s path.

Now How Do I Play an E-Minor Again?


Gentlemen, for those of you who aren’t afraid to take sloppy seconds off rocker Ritchie Sambora and think they can fill the very large, um, shoes of rocker Tommy Lee, take note: Heather Locklear is suddenly single.
Possible winning strategy: grab a guitar and learn to play Warrant’s Cherry Pie.

Love and Peace


…a relentless torrent of punches to the “Rawk!” center of the brain.