ready… aim…
From the category archives:
Dear Seminoles:
When history looks back on the tenure of Bobby Bowden, it will remember three of his teams. The first two are obvious: they are the teams that won a national championship under his guidance, first in 1993 and again in 1999. The third team? By an accident of timing, that [...]
{ 0 comments }
So how come I never met this guy? He lives in Florida, is an FSU fan, a Mac user, and a Halo player. I’m sure we’d get along famously.
My Orlando friends have some ’splainin to do.
{ 2 comments }
Last year at this time I stated:
We could go 2-7 next year, and if the two were Miami and Florida I’d call it a successful season.
Unfortunately, I was eerily prophetic on how bad this season would be. But as this game kicks off, there is hope.
The reader should be aware that I am watching [...]
{ 1 comment }
Since Jeff Bowden took the job as Florida State’s offensive coordinator in 2000, FSU has never finished in the top ten. This past weekend, FSU was blown out and shut out at home by Wake Forest.
Yesterday, he did the honorable thing and resigned. (Later breaking news revealed that the FSU Boosters agreed to [...]
{ 0 comments }
Which of the following teams are ahead of the Florida State Seminoles in one or more of the NCAA Football polls:
Boise State
ACC Rivals Clemson, Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, AND Boston College
Rutgers
Every single team listed in 1, 2, and 3.
If you answered (4), you are unfortunately correct. Argh.
{ 2 comments }
All quarters should begin with an FSU touchdown. That is my new policy. FSU ties it, 10 – 10, virtually guaranteeing this game comes down to a field goal.
A couple of very nice passes by Weatherford, and then we’re visiaully assaulted by Holly Rowe and her now-uncovered hathead. Could someone please keep [...]
{ 0 comments }
First rule of the shotgun: catch the shotgun.
Really, this multiple camera angle approach on ESPN2 would be so much more interesting if there were a camera in the cheerleaders’ locker rooms. I really don’t care what the line judge is looking at.
First running yards of the season? A pointless run by Weatherford. [...]
{ 0 comments }
On first sight, that Jenkins catch was out of bounds. Watching the replay, he had both feet in bounds, but the play is under review. I don’t think this one will get called back. Bad position for the good guys.
Or, we can just take fifteen yards back by sodomizing your QB. [...]
{ 0 comments }
Miami flushed almost its entire coaching staff in the off season, booting everyone but Head Coach Larry Coker and the Ibis – possibly the dumbest mascot in all of college football, even counting the Delaware Blue Hens. The inexperience of this maiden coaching crew shows in the team’s play: Miami’s committed two very [...]
{ 0 comments }
