Holiday Jeer

A List of Grieveances

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by Mike on 7/4/2010

in Holiday Jeer, Mob Rule

That King George was a right bastard: The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to […]


“The most memorable epocha in the history of America.” I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival…It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations from one end of the continent to the other from this […]

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Happy New Year

by Mike on 1/1/2009

in Holiday Jeer

Unlike any year prior, a large number of my friends seem to think 2008 sucked. Hoping that 2009 is better for all of you.


There will be no stupid April Fools Day jokes on this site today. That is all. (Mainly because all the good domain names are taken.)


Nate loves music. Everything from Christmas carols to heavy metal gets him dancing, with head bobbing and arms waving. And when he loves a song and the song ends, claps his hands and shouts, “Yay!” This morning at mass, the last notes of the first hymn had just finished echoing through the church when Nate […]


We’re in New York, visiting Dineen’s parents for Christmas. Her father has just finished making us breakfast, her mother is at work, and Dineen is upstairs taking a shower. Alex is playing with a Fisher-Price bus, running over plastic pedestrians at criminally negligent speeds. Nate, as he has done many times, grabbed my hand and […]


The day’s almost over. The flowers you ordered? Didn’t come. The card you got? Lame. The cute little custom-order teddy-bear you heard about on the radio? Everyone else got one too. So what’s a guy to do on Valentines Day to redeem himself? Spend a little time thinking about how you’ll spend every day of […]


First we hit some clubs down in Ybor City, finally ending up in a champagne-soaked, half-naked orgy of New Year festivities where we caroused until the sun came up. Wait, that’s not what happened. For reasons that will be obvious to even the most casual readers of this site, we all celebrated the arrival of […]


Merry Christmas

by Mike on 12/25/2005

in Holiday Jeer, Pretty Pictures