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Get Something Healthy

by Mike on 11/9/2006

in Good for a Laugh

Overly depressed by the notion of a Speaker Pelosi or a Majority Leader Reid? The Onion has the cure for what ails ya’. Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks: In January, Frito-Lay will launch a Flat Earth marketing campaign based on the slogan, ‘Bet You Can’t Eat Even One.’ And it’s organic, too.

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Alternative Title: “All Our Seats Are Belong to You”

by Mike on 11/8/2006

in Good for a Laugh, Mob Rule

Jonah: I for one welcome our new Democratic overlords. The joke was inevitable.

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Tony Snow to reporters: “Are you smoking rope?”

by Mike on 11/6/2006

in Good for a Laugh, Mob Rule

Scott McClellan never would have said this: Senior aides to Mr. Bush scoffed at suggestions that the announcement of the verdict had somehow been orchestrated by the White House. “Are you smoking rope?” Tony Snow, the White House spokesman, said Saturday in anticipation of the verdict. “Are you telling me that in Iraq, that they’re [...]

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Talk Like a Pirate Day

by Mike on 9/19/2006

in Good for a Laugh

So, anyone got some bootleg copies of Snakes on a Plane? Oh, wait, wrong kind of pirate. And this shirt would still be a great gift for me (size XXL, pelase).

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Florida Judge Orders Game of Rock Paper Scissors

by Mike on 6/8/2006

in First We Kill All the Lawyers, Good for a Laugh

In this day and age, many courts issue their orders electronically, and most lawyers have access to the online public records, which means that when a judge does something unusual, the e-mail chain spreads it quickly. This one just landed in my email box. Wednesday, a federal judge in Orlando, Gregory Presnell, ordered the lawyers [...]

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Daddy Lovecraft

by Mike on 5/1/2006

in Good for a Laugh

The Thing In The Crib, via Jeff: I edged open the door of the darkened chamber with trepidation. The stench of human effluvia was overpowering. The light from the portal fell upon a raised cage of ancient wood, not quite square, and decorated with icons of some lost tribe that worshipped beasts. The sigils celebrated [...]

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Amnesty for Tax Cheats?

by Mike on 4/14/2006

in Good for a Laugh, Mob Rule

The arguments on ForgiveTaxCheats.com sound suspiciously like some arguments making the rounds on other issues of note lately… Ever heard the expression “don’t throw good money after bad”? Well that’s exactly what the IRS enforcement is. It’s a losing proposition and the prospect of an IRS audit deters tax cheats about as much as the [...]

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Speaking of Spam…

by Mike on 4/13/2006

in Good for a Laugh, Spam: Digital Plague or Pure Evil? Discuss., The Intarweb

I just got e-mail pitching various medications from a dude named “Interstellar D. Sawdust.” Isn’t that what became of Alderaan?

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The “When will Katherine Harris Quit Pool”

by Mike on 4/4/2006

in Good for a Laugh, Mob Rule

Can of Worms Announces the “When will Katherine Harris Quit Pool”: Because nearly everyone on her team has quit and now even the Tampa Tribune thinks she is crazy and she is probably in the office by herself by now, I would like to start a pool picking the date within the next 2 months [...]

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