FoxNews reports that thrash band Anthrax has issued a press release regretting the turn of recent events that have made the band's name suddenly "not so cool."
Before the tragedy of September 11th the only thing scary about Anthrax was our bad hair in the 80's and the "Fistful Of Metal" album cover. Most people associated the name Anthrax with the band, not the germ. Now in the wake of those events, our name symbolizes fear, paranoia and death. Suddenly our name is not so cool.
Hang in there, guys. What we really need is a biological agent named "N'Sync."
Posted by wasylik at October 11, 2001 05:10 PM