Now that Martha Stewart has been convicted of conspiracy and other charges, it's only a matter of seconds before the inevitable cell-block decor and prison cuisine parodies flood the market. (Feel free to note the better ones in the comments section.)
Most people who aren't paying attention will think that she did something wrong with her stock trading - which she didn't. The only securities fraud charge was dismissed by the judge earlier. The jury convicted her of trying to cover up the non-existent wrongdoing.
So even if you didn't do anything wrong, boys and girls, remember, it's still not ok to lie about it.
On a related note, Krempasky points to the closing argument of the defense - which may be the worst one I've ever seen.
UPDATE: Airbag has an exclusive peek at the jury deliberations.
Posted by wasylik at March 6, 2004 02:11 PM | TrackBack